I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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