Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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