New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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