I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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