Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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