That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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