That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Welp...herpes.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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