i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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