what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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