Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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