i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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