Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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