I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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