but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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