My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
