Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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