Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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