why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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