? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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