He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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