i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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