Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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