I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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