yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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