That's intense
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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