Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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