ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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