We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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