I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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