it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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