ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The adults are the big ones right?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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