I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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