it wasn't lemon gatorade
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This is my gift to your gina
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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