so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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