this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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