I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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