I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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