Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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