farters have to be the big spoon...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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