I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i already hear my dad disowning me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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