he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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