She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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