We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
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