Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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