He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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