I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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