Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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