She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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