Your dad touched me again.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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