OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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